Friday, September 9, 2011


I decided I had some very funny quotes, so I thought you might enjoy them! Here you are, Dear Readers, read and have some laughs!

Molly: Sam, would you please go bring the phone here in case someone calls?
(phone rings right after she finishes)
Sam: Okay, I'll go get it.
Molly: Oh, Sam! We forgot to bring the phone here. Bring it here, will you, in case it rings?
(phone rings right after she finishes)
Sam: Wow, perfect timing again!

Emmy: Molly! There is a frog in my shorts!
(Emmy is a nut. She changed her shorts, but there was nothing in her other pair.)

Emmy: Oh no! Molly! There's a caterpillar in my shirt!
(Again, nothing there. Emmy and her Emmy-isms.)

Emmy: My head aches. I'm tired. I might faint.

Sam: Rachel, what are Northern Lights?
Rachel: The Aurora Borealis. (Or Arboreal. Which one??)
Sam: Well, what's the Aurora Borealis?
Rachel: The Northern Lights.

Molly: Hey Sam, will you please go empty the pool cleaner for Mama? I'm pretty sure it needs it.
Sam: I'm expecting dead lizards and such.

Me: So. Watcha gonna do with that can of chicken broth, play with it all day?
Sam: Yep.
Me: Your best friend, huh?
Sam: Yes. (walks away)
Me: Hmm. (looks at Sam suddenly) wait, what about ME??
Sam: What about you?

Mama: ...So what is Peter?
Emily: A boy.
Mama: That’s right. And Susie is a..?
Emily: A girl.
Mama: and Ken is a Barbie, that’s right.
Emily: No, Ken is a doll.

Scarrup: It suddenly seems very quiet.
Dockwood: That’ll be the absence of the ladies, then, sir. ----The Secret of Moonacre.

We went to get our checkups today, only to find out Emmy and I had to get shots! Emmy was very brave though. She made faces, but didn't make a sound. Me? What did I do? I didn't do anything. No, indeed. I was too busy playing the iPhone, so nothing could divert my attention.

Ooh, everyone is excited about Sam's upcoming birthday! We're having close friends over and then we're going to City Park in New Orleans. (I'm excited because I'm tall enough to ride the bumper cars!) Last time I went (I am the only one in our family that has gone) it was for a friend's birthday, and I was sadly too short to ride bumper cars. And they now have a Ferris wheel! Haven't been on one for years! (Yes, about eight years ago.)
Well, I must now go finish that thing for Sammy's birthday gift! I hope you have a blessed day, Dear Reader, and a good one at that.

"Yesterday was history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift. That is why it is called the Present."

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Sunshine and Football! WHO DAT!

We are so happy that the rain has stopped! And we're so happy because the Saints play tonight! We know every day that they're going to play, and the day that they're not. Yeah, you don't think we like the Saints very much, do you? Lol. Christie is proudly still showing off her her Saints shirt, while I am proudly wearing mine, too. And when ever we go to our friends' house, or whenever we have our church over, I made sure I could locate my cup in seconds... Guess what it has written on it! "Saints' biggest fan" and an unexplainable messy Fleur-De-Lis--or what's supposed to be one, anyways. I've never attempted to draw another again.
And, for another upcoming event, I am thankful besides happy that the rain has stopped, for I am planning something very special for Sammy's birthday! It is on Tuesday, and he will be double digits! I would love to tell you all about it (if I haven't) but I am very much afraid Sam will come in and read my post, so I shall wait until later.
Well, Dear Readers, I would love to write more, but I need to go watch a certain game on television!

Friday, September 2, 2011

It's A Wet World After All

Two days ago, you probably wouldn't believe, we went to Florida for Labor Day. When we got there, after setting up out trailer (we're not allowed to call it a camper; Melissa says so. It's 'hoteling'), we found that our aunt and uncle weren't coming because something happened to our cousin. The next day, we found out it was supposed to rain ALL weekend long. and we would be stuck inside the trailer. So, Melissa and Michael didn't come. We packed up in about a few minutes before an hour, and left for home. And it's raining here. Oh, but we have lots of things to do here! It's a wet world out there; far and near you can hear the drumming of rain. Lol, I thought that that sentence sounded really story-like, so I used it. ;)
Speaking of stories, Joe made up a story. "How to Write a Murder Mystery: a step-by-step tutorial by Joe Roy".

Rachel: I wish that there was a really good book on how to write a good murder mystery.
Joe: Well, huh, bet I could do that.

And he did! So now, with the author's permission, I am copying his paper book onto computer and am going to publish it soon! I am painting it on the computer. You will want to see it, his illustrations are very funny but good. :p I will perhaps publish it tonight or tomorrow. (Me hopes you will vant to rreeaadd it!)